Alex, 

Your "lighter" paper on Hamlet is very good on the whole.  You have caught the spirit of the 
assignment and you seem to have some fun with it, which is what I hoped for.  

Most of the comments I have are about specific word choices or ways of saying things:

"Cornelius?"  Who's that??  -- I think you mean Claudius(!)  Was this intentional?  If so, why
did you decide to change the name?

"Hamlet former" sounds a bit strange, even for this kind of writing(!) Say "former King Hamlet"
or "Hamlet senior."

"Now as all of us know, Hamlet had a love interest, Ophelia (Rest in Peace), who he had ..."
this looks and sounds odd.  ... Ophelia (may she rest in peace) ... would be better.

"drowned herself to death" -- this is a bit redundant;  Saying a person drowned always means
they died as a result.

"We think that Ophelia may have committed suicide because of her father’s death, they
were very close."  Use a semicolon after the word "death" instead of a comma.  Or else 
make it two sentences.

"... "gem" placed in one of the drinks Hamlet would receive for winning.  The "gem" was in
fact a poison that would kill him upon consumption."  That's an interesting idea, but recall
that Claudius actually does put a pearl in the cup at one point before trying to give it to
Hamlet and I think the poison is already supposed to be present.  So I think this is meant 
more literally in the actual play.

Fortenbras -- it's spelled Fortinbras in the play.

"Hamlet did all of these things for a warped sense of justice."  Wording -- maybe "out of a 
warped sense of justice."  

Content -- A-

Structure/Mechanics -- B+