I am a sophomore at the College of the Holy Cross, located in the greatest city in the world.

Look at this city. This is better than Boston. In fact, I'd say it's the New Boston.

Need proof? Find a better pizza place in Boston.

• run the Feminist Forum, the Club Formerly Known as the Women's Forum.
• work in the Digital Transgender Archive. I'm usually in there eating peanut butter pretzels and listening to The Beatles, Billy Joel, or Glee.
• live in the library, sometimes in a cubicle, sometimes out in the open, always writing some sort of essay about gender issues.
• play the guitar very mediocrely. I'm not part of any group or anything. Looking for a band. Please contact me.