Math-Related Limericks

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared, and not a bit more.

(Author unknown)


The integral of z squared dz
From one to the cube root of three,
Times the cosine
Of three pi over nine,
Is the log of the cube root of e

(Author unknown)


If your thesis is utterly vacuous
Use first-order predicate calculus.
With sufficient formality
The sheerist banality
Will be hailed by the critics: ``Miraculous!''

(Henry Kautz)


This limerick is self-referential.
In fact, it's self-self-referential!
It refers to itself
By referring to itself
Where it says it's self-self-referential.

(ADH, 2006)